Tri metra više-manje / Three meters more or less

Ajme, meni kako to izgledaš??? Počni jesti, molim te!!! Hej, jel' znaš onu priču? Znaš li priču o djevojci koja je odgodila sastanak s udvaračem za 2 tjedna i prestala jesti, piti, spavati… Kad je otvorila vrata udvaraču nakon dva tjedna, on se prestravio ugledavši staricu i pobjegao… Hmmm, baš me zanima što bi ti učinio? Da li ti stvarno misliš da bih ja pobjegao da se izgladniš? Misliš li stvarno da sam s tobom zbog fizičkog izgleda? Pa, ne znam… stalno me nešto gnjaviš… i primjećuješ… Slušaj me! Na udaljenosti većoj od tri metra ne bih te ni pogledao, niti okrenuo se za tobom. Kratkovidan si? Pravit ću se da nisam čuo… Ali, kad mi priđeš na manje od tri metra, sav se izgubim. Ne mogu se odlijepiti od tebe i skočio bih na tebe. Tada si mi najljepša na svijetu. Jel' to vrijedi za sve ili samo za neke? Ili samo za mene? Grrr. To je trebao biti kompliment. OK, možda zvuči malo nespretno… Ma, pusti… za tebe samo. Opet si me vratila na početak… Haaaa???? Zašto se s tobom osjećam tako nesigurno?

Oh, my God! What do you looking like??? Eat, please, eat!!! Do you know the story about girl who delayed lovers date for two weeks? She stopped eating, drinking, sleeping… When she opened door to him after two weeks, he frightened, seeing old lady and got lost… Hmmm, I am so curious what you would do? Do you really think that I would get lost if you are starving? Do you really think I am with you because of your physical look? Well, I don’t know… you are always bothering me… and noticing something… Listen to me! On distance more than three meters I would not even look at you, nor turn around because of you. Are you shortsighted? I will pretend I did not hear that… But, when you come on distance less than three meters, I loose myself. I can not be away from you and I want to jump on you. Than you are the most beautiful girl on the world for me. Is this true for all girls or just for some? Or just for me? Arghhhh. That should be a compliment. OK, maybe it sounds little bit clumsy… Bah, let it go… for you only. Again we are on the beginning… Haaaa???? Why I feel so insecure with you?