Gatanje / Augury

Kak to da još razgovaramo? Ne znam. Hoćeš da pitam? Da. Si sigurna? Hm Ha, ha, koja si ti muljatorica. Koja si TI muljatorica. Nisaam. Što? OK Kaj? Pitat ću Vidovitog Milana. Ha ha... kak si se stišao. Pa ne, OK, mogu pitat, nema problema. Razmišljam kaj da pitam. Ha ha. Da, na primjer… 'Ti znaš, vjerovatno, da mi često razgovaramo.' On će reć 'nemam pojma'. I onda ćeš ti reć 'Ma nemoj me zezat.' Hmmm Što ti misliš o tome jel' ja.. jel to dobro da nas dvoje razmišljamo? Ne, to bez veze zvuči. Da, al to ću ja pitati… Nemoj zezat Da Što ćeš pitat? Jel dobro da ti sa mnom razgovaraš? Da. Mislim, ovisi, naravno, o situaciji, al to je u principu pitanje… Po mogućnosti na TV-u… Da, da, da. Nema problema.. ako baš inzistiraš.. I to tako da i ja vidim odgovor, s obzirom da mi ti nećeš javiti… Da, jer se neću više smjet' čut s tobom Naravno. A znači, ti već znaš i odgovor. Onda ne moraš ni pitati…

How come that we are still talking to each other? I don’t know. Do you want me to ask? Yes. Sure? Hm Ha, ha, you are such a hustler. What a hustler YOU are. I am nooot. What? OK What? I’ll ask Fey Milan. Ha ha… suddenly you turned down your voice… Well, no, OK, I can ask, no problem. I am thinking about what to ask. Ha ha. Yes, e.g… ‘You know, probably, we often speak.’ He will say ‘Not a clue.’ And then you’ll say ‘Why are you joking.’ Hmmm What do you think if I… is it good for us to think? No, that does not sound good… Yes, but I will ask this… Don’t joke. Yes What will you ask? Is it good that you talk with me? Yes. I mean, it depends, of situation, but that is the actual question… If it is possible on TV… Yes, yes, yes. No problem… if you insist… And so I could see the answer, because you will not tell it to me… Yes, because I shouldn’t speak with you anymore Of course. And that means, you already know the answer. Than you need not to ask…

Hororskop / Horrorscope

Ajoj... čovječe, vidi ovo… Što? Našao si nešto? 'Uspjeh tvojih postupaka leži u snazi tvog unutrašnjeg uvjerenja. Ne sputavaj se sumnjama i ne gubi hrabrost.' Ajojoj joj joj joj… što ću ja s tobom? Nije to valjda za ovaj tjedan? Hmmm, što ću ja s tobom? Ne znam , ja sam si isto malo razmišljala o tome…. I, što si… što ćeš ti sa sobom? Ha ha ha Ne, znaš kaj mi je zanimljivo? Onaj lik, kojeg sam vidjela na tramvajskoj stanici… Si ga ponovno našla? Ne. Ovaj, recimo, u tom trenutku kad sam ga vidla, ja sam mogla vidjeti, ono, kak se to sve razvija, do, ne znam,… Dobro. A s tobom nema šanse da išta vidim… ne znam jesam ja kriva za to ili ti? Možda konstelacija? Misliš? Aha Što hoćeš reć? Da nam je konstelacija da se ništa ne razvija ili? Ne znam Ili da bude iznenađenje… ha ha…

OMG… man, see this… What? Did you find something? ‘Success of your acts lies in the strength of your inner belief. Do not imprison yourself with doubts and do not lose your courage.’ OMG… what I will do with you? It is not for this week, isn’t it? Hmmm, what I will do with you? I don’t know; I also thought about it, little bit… And, what did you… What will you do with yourself? Ha ha ha No, do you know what is interesting? That person I saw on the tram station… Did you find him again? No. I mean, in that moment when I saw him, I could see, I mean, like everything is building up, until, I don’t know… Good. And with you there is no chance to see anything… I don’t know is my fault or yours? Maybe constellation? ‘Think so? Yeah. What do you mean? That in our constellation is that nothing is happening or? I don’t know. Or it will be surprise… ha ha…

Dobar dan / Good day

OK. Biraj temu Hmmm – Šećerlema Kaj? Šećerlema Šta šećerlema? Joj, znaš kaj se danas desilo? Sam ti reko? Pričao mi frend kako je putovao na veliki minus, a u koferu je imao neku bocu s parfemom... To se smrzlo, razbila se boca i prolila… sve je smrdilo po tome... ha, ha, depresivno… Kak se prolila ak je smrznuta? Paa, znaš ono… zato što se smrzne i onda ti dođeš u hotel i onda se zagrije… Pa kaj je mislio da će se dogodit? Paaa, da se neće smrznut… da je krenuo ranije ne bi se smrznulo, jer nije bilo tako hladno… Da, ali… kaj nije skužio da se smrznula? Pa, bio je neki zastoj… nije mogao doći do kofera.. Dobro, al ak je... Nije stvar u tome… Zapravo... stvar je u tome kako se njemu stalno tako nešto događa... i onda stalno traži krivca i ljuti se na nekoga... a on je zapravo nesretan za poluditi, ne… Ovaj, da, to je onako… bio zanimljiv početak dana… onda na kraju, za kraj dana sam našao novu mjernu jedinicu – 1 IH Ha ha… 1 Ivan Horvat? Aha. Da, to ti je mjerna jedinica laganja. I onda imam 1 s jedne strane koji je mjerna jedinica 1 IH i s druge strane jednog koji je isto 1 IH i njih dvojica su preko mene i ja naje..., mislim, ono... Pa danas ti je super dan Aha, fantastičan je dan To je zato kaj se jučer nisi čuo sa mnom, haha

OK. Chose the topic Hmmm – Candy What? Candy What candy? Auch, do you know what happened? Did I tell you? Friend told me how he travelled to the very cold place and in the baggage he had some bottle of perfume… It was frozen, bottle broke and spilled… everything smelled… ha ha… depressive… How it spilled if it was frozen? Well, you know… it was frozen and then you come to the hotel and then it became warm… What he thought it will happen? Well, it will not freeze… if he went earlier it would not freeze; it was not so cold… Yes, but… He didn’t realize it was frozen? Well, it was some delay… he could not come for baggage… OK, bat how… It is not point in that… Actually… the point is - something like this always happens to him… and he always try to find the guilty one and he is always angry on someone… and he is, actually, unhappy… But, that was… that was interesting beginning of the day… than, at the end, for the end of the day I found new measurement unit – 1 JS Ha ha… 1 John Smith? Yes. Yes, that is measurement unit for lying. And then I have 1 on the one side, which is 1 JS and on the other side I have one who is also 1 JS and those two are over me and I am f.. up, I mean… So, today is your great day Yup, fantastic day That is because you didn’t here from me yesterday, ha ha

Dogovor / Deal

Ja sam jako sretna :* ...što sam dobila ova iskustva :* Mislim da me O. jako voli... a znam da ja to ne znam uvijek prepoznat... Lijepo Evo, opet me rasplakao :* Znači, mogu ići? ;) ;) :P prase jedno Jel to da ili ne? :P :P bla :D laku noć Između čega mogu birati? Nestajem... sutra nastavljamo... Kaj je uskoro? Pitao si me... Bokić... Idem? :D Da... pliz... OK OK, SAMO pitam! A ti? Mrzim te! Zakaj sad? U grob ćeš me stjerati! Ne idem? :) Što ti to želiš napraviti s mojim živcima? Ja?? Da, TI! Pa samo pitam JEDNOSTAVNO pitanje! Da ili ne? Ne... možda... eventualno... ne... jooooj Ne idem, onda? :D... idi... pa pa Sigurno? Zašto ne? Pa to te ja pitam! Zakaj ne bi? Da ti poželim laku noć? :D

I am really happy :* … for getting such experiences :* I think O. loves me very much… and I know that I cannot recognize it always… Nice Here I am, again he make me cry :* So, I can go now? ;) ;) Piggy Is this yes or no? :P :P bla :D good night What can I choose among? I am oozing… we are continuing tomorrow… What is soon? You asked me… Bye I am going? :D Yes… please… OK, OK, JUST asking! And you? I hate you! Why? You will push me into the grave! I should not go? :) What do you want to do with my nerves? Me?? Yes, YOU! Well, I just ask SIMPLE question! Yes or no? No… maybe… eventually… no… auuuuch Don’t go, then? :D… go… bye Are you sure? Why not? That’s what I ask! Why not? Should I wish you good night? :D

Kamo to vodi? / Where does ti go?

Gdje ti nalaziš sve te stvari!!!! Kaj? To što te volim? Virusne snimke A znaš kak je... jedno vuče drugo :) Tebi stvarno nije palo na pamet da provjeris telefon? Ne... odviknula sam se od te sprave :) :P plase Gotovo je ni ne koristim... gic gic? Ja sam, zapravo, odviknuta od života :D Ah... jadna Jea... Znaš kaj je zanimljivo? Kad možeš birat, nije problem biti doma. Problem je kad ne možeš birati... onda se osjećaš kao u zatvoru... ??? Otkud sad ovo? Sjetila sam se nečeg, a to s telefonom me podsjetilo... tako je i s očekivanjima... Kad osjećaš nečije očekivanje, u tebi se stvara otpor. Kad osjetiš da si slobodan, onda možeš sve... Ti si popustio s očekivanjem, pa sam to mogla učiniti. Isto tako, morala sam znati da to želiš, ali da sam slobodna... Volim te... ups... ne ne :D Ne da sam zbunjen nego... A o čemu ti to zapravo pričaš? :) O Ljubavi... i Slobodi... Nikad ne bih pogodio! Prevodim i pišem dnevnik i pričam s tobom... i onda se dogodi... spoj... Kratki? Nadam se da neće biti kratak :D

Where did you find all these stuf!!!! What? That I love you? Viral videos Well, you know… one goes after another :) You really didn’t think to check your phone? No… I disuse of that device :) :P piggy I don’t use it nearly at all… ouink ouink? I am, actually, disused of the life :D Oh… poor girl Yeah… You know what interested is? When you can choose, it is not too bad to be at home. The problem is when you cannot choose… than you fill like in prison… ??? Where does it come this now? I remember something, and this phone-thing reminded me… it is with expectations, also… when someone expects something from you, and that makes resistance in you. When you fill you are free, you can anything… You have loosened your expectation, so than I could do this. In the same way, I had to know you want this, but that I am free, also… I love you… oops… no no :D Not that I am confused, but… Aaa… What are you talking about? :) About Love… and Freedom… I would never guess it! I am translating and writing my diary and talking with you… and then happens… circuit… The short one? I hope it will not be the short one :D

Jednostavnost / Simplicity

Kažu da jednostavni ljudi rade ono što misle i slijede ono što kažu. Znači, ako neko kaže 'ja idem u dućan', on zapravo ide u dućan, ne? A kad O. kaže 'ja bih išao u dućan', onda moraš razmišljat da li bi on stvarno išao u dućan ili on možda misli da bi netko trebao ići u dućan ili ne znam što napraviti… i tako to, ne, znači… znači, jednostavni ljudi slijede riječi i objašnjenja, a kod inteligentnih ljudi objašnjenja slijede njih, kao na primjer, kod pjesnika, ne? Zašto ja nisam jednostavna? Zašto niko ne misli da sam ja jednostavna? Zato što nisi. Zato što si se zakomplicirala. Zato što… Nije istina! Ja kad kažem da idem u dućan, onda idem u dućan! Da, da. To je zapravo početak i kraj tvoje jednostavnosti, znaš? A di sam onda komplicirana? Načinom na koji odem u dućan? Ha ha Pa, ne… sa svim ostalim temama, znaš? Kužiš? Uvijek je negdje nešto sakriveno… uvijek je negdje nešto što je čovjek mislio reći, kužiš, ono? Misliš? Ne. Znam. Kaj da ja tebi sad kažem? Složiš se, recimo, za jednom… Što? Jedanput se složiš, za promjenu… da, tako je… ha ha… u pravu si… S čim se trebam SADA složiti? Pa kad se složim, ti kažeš 'moram si zapisat to u dnevnik! Pa, da, pa naravno, kad vidiš… I onda ono ne možeš nać dnevnik… Tu je, tu je, pored mene… bez brige… NEGDJE… Ha ha Jel ONAJ? Negdje je na stolu… Da, da

It is said that simple people do what they think and follow what they say. So, if someone says ‘I am going to the store’, he actually goes to the store, you know?  And, when O. says ‘I would like to go to the store’, then you have to think if he really wants to go to the store or maybe he thinks someone should go to the store or I don’t know what to do… and so, you know, means… it means, simple people follow words and interpretation, but intelligent people are followed by interpretation, like poets, you know? Why I am not simple? Why no one thinks I am simple? Because you are not. Because you have complicated yourself.  Because… It is not truth! When I say I am going to the store, I really do. Yes, yes. And that is actually beginning and the end of your simplicity, you know? And where I am complicated then? By the way I am going to the store? Ha ha Well, not… with all other topics, you know? Understand? There is always something hidden… there is always something what man thought to say, you know? You think? No. I know. Now, what should I say to you? Agree with me, for a once… What? Once you can agree, for a change… yes, it is so… ha ha… you are right… What I have to agree with NOW? Well, when I agree, you say ‘I have to write down this into the diary!’ Well, yes, of course, when you see… And then you cannot find the diary… It is here, it is here, by my side… no problem… SOMEWHERE… Ha ha THAT ONE? Somewhere on the desk… Yes, yes…

Posljednji... / THE last...

Pogledala sam onu TVOJU seriju... Mislim, ono... Kaj je to STVARNO po NAMA???? Pa, ovaj... Nemoj ti meni, pa, ovaj... Znaš, SAD mi je jasna zbrka u TVOJOJ glavi! Hmmmm I koliko sam napora uložila da je malo posložim... Jel'? I ti meni OVAKO! Ispada da sam potrošila svoje dragocjeno vrijeme, jer je kod tebe IZNUTRA sve ostalo ISTO :P Kaj? Pa, još uvijek razmišljaš KAO MUŠKO! A? --- No, vratimo se malo natrag...

I saw that episode of YOUR SITCOM… I mean… Is this REALLY about US????    Well, you know… Don’t you say to me: “Well, you know…” NOW it is completely clear that chaos IS in YOUR head! Hmmmm And how much effort I made to put it in some order… Haa? And you did THAT! It seems I wasted my precious time; INSIDE of you everything IS the SAME :P What? Well, still you think LIKE a MAN! A? --- But, let’s go back…

Ljubav je čudna stvar... / Love is a strange thing

I onda si se išao odmorit… Da, i onda mi je palo na pamet da se to nije možda SAMO odnosilo na tu situaciju nego na možda JOŠ koju situaciju… I onda? I onda sam ti napisao što sam ti napisao. Al to je bilo tako onako, pre… vodeno… vjetrovito… da… da bi išta značilo… a kad sam ti napisao, onda si se ti uhvatila toga ko pijan plota… i to ti je tako… Buraz, ja tebe jako volim… Ma, ne vjerujem ti više ništa (histerični smijeh)… mislim, ono… ti si sadista, e… Kako sad? Mučiš ljude, e… Glavna zanimacija: mučenje ljudi. Nije istina! Koga ja mučim? Osim tebe. Ma, mislim… ja sam dovoljan, e… Aha, da… vas ima više… pa je to automatski množina… Zašto ti sad mene voliš? To je bilo pitanje ili…? Da, to je bilo PITANJE. Kad mi nakon jednog takvog razgovora kažeš 'ja tebe baš volim'… zašto me voliš? Kad, ono, imam osjećaj da me hoćeš umlatiti, ono, rastrgat zubima, kužiš ono, na sirovo, kužiš… ona meni 'ja te jako volim'… na KOJU FORU? Pa, zato što, hhhhmmm, si mi, u stvari, htio reć da ti mene jako voliš. (haha) Paaa, daaaa? Da, da, naravno, naravno… Kak si pogodila?

And then, you were resting... Yes, and then I remembered that maybe it was not relating ONLY on that situation, but maybe on SOME other situations... And then? And then I have written already to you what I did. But it was so, too much... watery... windy... to... to mean something... and when I have written it to you, you held on it so blindly... and that is so... Bro, I love you very much... I don't believe you anything (hysterically laughing)... I mean... you are sadist, yes... How come? You are torturing people, yes... The main occupation: torturing people. It isn't true! Whom am I torturing? Except you. I mean... I am enough, yes... Yes, yes... there are few in you... and that is automatically plural... Why you love me now? That was the question or...? Yes, that was the QUESTION. When you told me, after such a conversation, 'I love you'... Why you love me? When I have, I mean, I have feeling you want to kick me, I mean, to tear me with your teeth, you know, live, you know... she told me 'I love you so much'... HOW COME? Well, it's because, ahhhhmmm, you wanted, actually, tell me you love me very much. (haha) Welll, yeeesss? Yes, yes, of course, of course... How you guessed it?

Razlike / Differences

Mislim ono, daješ si za pravo neke stvari koje uopće nisu tvoje pravo. Ti nemaš pravo odlučivati tko će tebi (ha ha ha) Mmaaa, tko ima pravo? (buahahahaha) Samo osoba koja o tome razmišlja… ona ima pravo da razmisli. Na tebi je samo da ti dokažeš toj osobi da bi trebala podijeliti te misli sa tobom, ako uspiješ… ne možeš očekivati od nekog… Jel tebi sad jasno zakaj je mene strah da ćeš ti napraviti neku glupost? Da, da, znam, je… jel ti jasno zašto sam se dogovorio samo sa sobom,a ne s tobom… Mislim, to su mi i drugi radili... Aha. Al to ti je fora… I još su se čudili što se ja ne slažem... Al to ti je fora… to ti muški misle da je fora. Zato što si umisle zapravo da je to ono što ti želiš… Ne, gle, meni je fora, ako sam s nekim, kužiš, i ako me taj neko voli, da me iznenada poljubi, kužiš, to mi je super fora, ali nije mi super fora da , ne znam, dođe, i snimi si priču da ćemo imat djecu bez da se sa mnom dogovori. Mislim, kužiš razliku? Da, da… apsolutno kužim razliku. Ja kužim razliku, al obično ljudi ne kuže razliku. Ti kužiš razliku? Da. Logično je. (tišina) I? (tišina) Slušam te. Ma ne, nego si zastala… (tišina) Što slušaš? Ma ne, nego razmišljam… možda… Jesi siguran da znaš razliku? Znam razliku, ali ne znači da.. Ja znam razliku, ali ne znači da bih postupio po tome… Znala sam da postoji neka caka!

Come on, you are claiming some things which isn't your right at all. You do not have the right to decide who will (ha ha ha) Bbuttt, who has the right? (buahahahaha) Only that person who is thinking of it... that person has right to think over. You can only prove to that person he/she has to share with you those thoughts, if you can... you can't expect from someone... Is it clear to you, now, why I fear you will make some stupid thing? Yes, yes, I know, it is... is it clear to you why I made deal with me, not with you... I mean, the others did the same to me... Yes. But that is cool... And they wandered why I am not agreeing... But that is cool... men think that is cool. They imagine it is actually what you want... No, look, for me it's cool, if I am with someone, you know, and he loves me, if he kissed me suddenly, you know. That is really cool. But it is not cool to, I don't know, to come and imagine that we'll have children, without my agreement. I mean, can you see the difference? Yes, Yes... I can see it, absolutely. I can see the difference, but people usually can't see it. You can see it? Yes. It's logical. (silence) And? (silence) I am listening to you. No, you stopped... (silence) What are you listening to? No, I am thinking... maybe... Are you sure you know the difference? I know the difference, but it doesn't mean... I know the difference, but it doesn't mean I will act accordingly... I knew there is some catch!

Zakaj me ne slušaš?? / Why aren't you listening to me??

Dakle, kad ti netko kaže 'ništa me ne slušaš', ti si to protumačiš tako daaa… tako da si upozoren da ne snimaš filmove u glavi. Jel to? Da. Ono što misliš zapravo ne mora biti istina. Ti pokušavaš napraviti nešto najbolje, ali zapravo uvijek ispadne nešto drugo. Dobro. E, sad… ono što mene oduvijek muči… još od kad sam… ... bila u djetinjstvu, mala, da… Ne. No, dobro, nije važno. To što mene muči je da vi, muški, umjesto da kažete ženi na koju mislite, ono što mislite, vi sebi u glavi snimite set koji vam paše, iz nekog razloga, i onda po njemu djelujete. Dobro. I? Pa sad ću te ja pitat: 'zakaj me ne slušaš???' Zakaj mi ne kažeš što mi hoćeš reć, a ne... ti sebi snimaš u svojoj glavi! Mislim, ak se mene tiče.    (tišina) Kad smo mi počeli ovaj razgovor? Mislim, uz prekide... Danas? Da, da… znači u 9, u 9:10. Ja ti 10 minuta pokušavam nešto protumačiti što meni samom nije baš najjasnije. Ti misliš da sam ja TOTALNO LUD i da ću ja tebi reći SVE što se događa u mojoj glavi i onda više NIKAD ne prekinut razgovor sa tobom zato što ćeš ti imati 6.847 pitanja… Zašto ovo nismo snimali? Ja to ne mogu sve popamtiti... (zalegli oboje od smijeha)

So, when someone tells you 'You aren't listening to me', you think it is... that is warning not to make movies in your head. Isn't it? Yes. That what you think about hasn't to be the truth. You are trying to make something the best you can, but always something else comes out. Good. Now... what bothers me... since I was... ... you were child, young, yes... No. But, OK, it doesn't matter. That what is bothering me is that you, men, instead to say to the woman on which you are thinking, that what you are thinking, you make a movie in your head, which suits to you, for some reason, and then also you act accordingly. Good. And? Well, now I will ask you: 'Why aren't you listening to me???' Why don't you tell me what you want to tell, but no... you are making a movie in your head! I mean, if it's something what is concerning me. (silence) When we've started this conversation? I mean, with interruptions... Today? Yes, yes... so, at 9, 9:10 a.m. Already 10 minutes I am trying to explain you something which isn't so clear to me either. You think that I am TOTALY INSANE and will tell you EVERYTHING what is going on in my head and then NEVER EVER will finish talking with you as you will have 6.847 questions... Why didn't we recording all of this? I can't remember all... (rolling of laugh)